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Happy Birthday, Bart Bergerman.
A Plano, Texas man was arrested today for illegally soliciting donations and impersonating Mother Teresa (Yeah, in Plano it's a crime). Mr. Bart Bergerman protested the arrest, stating that he really was Mother Teresa, that he was 100 years old and; therefore, entitled to bilk money from the "rubes".
Oh well....Happy birthday, Bart.
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Miscommunication
To the laymen, this Muslim man appears to be making a very obscene gesture. One might mistakenly take this as an insult and become angry or even violent. This is another good example of the miscommunication that often exists between Muslims and non-Muslims whose cultural differences can create unnecessary negative reactions from one another even in the most benign situations. In reality, this man is not intending to convey anything derrogatory, but rather using a traditional Islamic gesture to indicate to other Muslims the precise number of times he has copulated with his camel or other farm animals. It is not clear whether he intends this to mean "2" times or "11" times but such subtleties may be unimportant to other sexually suppressed followers of Islam.
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8-22-10 Muslims Get Bad Rap
There is always two sides to every issue and the furor over the Islamic faith is no exception. There are many who will never believe that Muslims are peaceful caring people who want only to live in harmony with non-Muslims and abhor violence of any kind. They see them all as fanatical religious zealots bent on the total destruction of anyone who does not believe as they do. To these unenlightened, the image above seems barbaric and cruel. However, to the average Muslim, this is merely a benign religious tradition common to all who follow Islam and the teaching of the prophet Muhammad. What appears like stoning to us "infidels" is actually only a form of fun-loving recreation to devout young men of the Islamic faith. A lucky woman is chosen from among the Mosque membership and gets to be the focus of attention as eligible males cast their stones in tribute to Muslim womanhood. Points are given for the most head hits and the winner gets a free trip to Mecca and some small appliances (varies with each mosque). Spectators wager on the outcome and everyone has a great time. Well, almost everyone.
So, let's all remember not to judge others too quickly.
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8-21-10 Negotiations Underway
Representatives for several major New York City construction unions (shown above) met with representatives from the Cordoba Institute, the group responsible for the planned Muslim cultural center and mosque near Ground Zero. Rumor now has it that the Cordoba Institute may have had a last minute "change of heart" and is giving serious consideration to finding an alternative location for their project.
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8-3-10 Obama's Freebase
President Obama makes good on more campaign promises by signing into law the Fair Sentencing Act 2010. This narrows the gap between penalties for users of crack cocaine and powdered cocaine, thus benefitting African Americans who are less able to afford the more expensive and less litigious powder. "Yeah," muttered one of Obama's loyal crack-smoking constituents, "I mean like yeah, ya know?"
Critics from the left who have been hammering Obama for caving on many of his more liberal campaign promises see this as a major turn-around for the President and a big win for his loyal crackhead base.
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7-28-10 Roswell Revisited
Aliens have been spotted again near Roswell, New Mexico. This night surveillance camera photo shows eleven actual aliens on the ground. It is not known whether they crashed or landed intentionally. By the time investigators reached the scene, they had all disappeared. No wreckage or other evidence of a space craft was located, but several items believed to have belonged to the stealthy visitors were retrieved: two dead batteries, one used condom, one empty bottle of Pancho's Taco Sauce and several blunt wrappers containing traces of high-grade marijuana.
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7-22-10 Cuba Libra Link, Ya Think?
What famous Cuban dictator brags about his sexual escapades with Guanabacoan bar girls during the revolution in 1957-58? "Those were crazy times," reported Fidel Castro in a recent exclusive interview, "we took our pleasures where we could find them and those Guanabacoa babes were more than willing to accommodate anyone with a few pesos and a uniform. Wow, I remember this one chiquita who would yell, "'Cuba Libra!'" and hop on you like a little monkey. We called her "'volcano'" because she was so hot, wild and unpredictable...what a tramp. But I am an old man and shouldn't talk of such silly things."
What not-quite-so-famous CNN personality was born in Guanabacoa, Cuba in 1958? Coincidence?
Cuba libra!
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6-24-10 Solis And Solace For Illegals.
Leave it to the Secretary of Labor to take action on a grave inequity in our immigrations laws. Thank goodness Hilda Solis is using her office and tax payer funds to run a vital public service video in which she instructs "undocumented workers" on their "rights". I bet there are many illegal aliens out there who are totally unaware that they have the same rights to a "fair wage" as any other worker in the country. According to Secretary Solis, once you make it across the border, you're good to go to make all sorts of demands. Following her mega-hit video on "Fair Wages For Wetbacks", she is also working on: "Making Your Very Own ID Cards"; "Anchor Babies For Fun And Profit"; "Sticking It To The Gringos For Food Stamps And Welfare" and "How To Vote For Barack Obama".
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Felipe Calderon's caricature cartoon joins Dufus News' infamous collection of political bozos and buffoons.
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5/21/10 So Solly Silly Mistake
The South Korean Navy recovered the remains of a North Korean torpedo, proving that the sinking of one of their war ships and loss of forty-two sailors in the Yellow Sea was no mistake. Kim Jong Il begs to differ, offering his apologies for any inconvenience his runaway torpedo may have caused: "So solly...I was just cleaning one of my torpedos and it went off...could happen to anybody...damn, lighten up."
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5-20-10 Draw Mohammed Day
In celebration of Facebook's "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day", Dufus News offer's it's kick-ass get-down-with-that-Prophet cartoon drawing entry. Entitled "Prophet Unraveled", this cute little Mohammed guy caricature should bring a smile to even the most devout religious fanatic. Just our way of saying "lighten up, yawl" to all those uptight rug-huggers who just can't take a joke. |
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