So, What's Up With Itawamba?
Becky Sue

  Psychologists are trying to determine why so many young women living in or near Itawamba, Mississippi are lesbians or bisexuals. The data seems to show incidences three to four times the national average. This issue gained prominence when an Itawamba High School senior was banned from the senior prom because she wanted to go with her lesbian girlfriend, thus violating the prom rules. Scientists are still compiling data and identifying potential variables that may account for this phenomenon and are reluctant to draw hasty conclusions until the study is completed. However, one clinician believes there may be a link between the higher incidences of homosexual behavior and the fact that Itawamba also has three to four times the national average of morbidly obese ugly bitches.      

Sarah's "Special" Kid.

  Leave it to Sarah Palin to challenge the boundries of old social norms. Some needed challenging. But, damn, girl! What's with that kid of yours? "Special" just doesn't quite cover it. Every time she walks out on the stage lugging that poor drooling baby, I feel like someone just farted in church or something. I get all uncomfortable and twitchy, you know. Like: God, please don't let me laugh or appear disgusted. I keep telling myself to look normal, like that really isn't the freakiest looking child on the planet and I am just being insensitive and callous. And please, Sarah, stop telling me how "special" he is. It only makes it worse...makes me think, "wow, special is right...gotta be as special as you can get and still be in the same species." My Lord, where can I go to secretly laugh my ass off without being a bad person? Idaho?
Becky Sue 

  I was so excited to find out that President Obama has agreed to meet with the Dalai Lama "later this month" at the White House. This little dude is so cool. Just look at that outfit he wears...you gotta have it all together to get away with that. Who else could get into the White House bare footed wrapped up in a red sheet? You go, Tenzin...you go. I think you're like ultra hot! 
  I said hello, Dalai...well hello, Dalai...It's nice to have you back where you belong...You're lookin' swell, Dalai...I can tell, Dalai...you're still glowin', you're still crowin'...you're still groin' strong.....
Becky Sue

        Stimulus Jobs For Women

  Following the trail of the Stimulus Recovery Bill money, I am glad to see that a good portion of it has gone for the creation of more jobs for women. Thank goodness for President Obama and those nice people in Congress for listening to the needs of the people.

Becky Sue 

The Nice Guys At TSA
by Becky Sue Fudpucker

  I don't know what all the hubbub is about; everyone fretting 'bout all the new security rules at the airports. I, myself, fly regularly and have never yet had any serious issues with TSA. They're all such nice guys, so polite and curteous. The last time I flew, I asked them why they never made me do the body scan thing and they said, "it's not necessary, ma'am....it's very obvious that you're not concealing ANYTHING."